Posted 1 hour ago

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

potatoandotherwise:

neyruto:

i sat behind this guy on a laptop in the school cafe and watched his completely straight face as he typed ROFL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! he didnt even blink

wait how do you sit behind someone and watch their face

Posted 1 hour ago

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim)

Posted 1 hour ago

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

Posted 2 hours ago

ingonyama70:

sauron-in-the-tardis:

badbluewolfbox:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

this is my favorite post on this whole website

Fun fact: (genetic) men see fewer shades of red than (genetic) women do because the gene that allows for the color perception of red exists only on the X chromosome, so women have twice the red-perception powers. The theory is, because women were typically gatherers, they needed to be able to tell the difference between poisonous berries and non-poisonous ones based on their color. (source)

So, to a man, something may appear to be simply red. But to a woman, it can be ruby, brick, rust, maroon, crimson… or blood orange.

I’m a woman an this is fuckin red.

I’m a male who scored perfect color recognition. Blood orange is a darker shade than the fabric, with more of an orange tint to it. It’s like rust color, but paler.

That is fucking red.

(Source: princessprotozoa)

Posted 2 hours ago
asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

Posted 2 hours ago

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

Posted 2 hours ago

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135)

Posted 2 hours ago